A little funny to start your Monday: Brings home the sermon from yesterday

  A very successful attorney parked his brand new Bentley in front of his
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a
> truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

> Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
> and pulled up behind the Bentley with his ....lights flashing.

> Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started
> screaming hysterically about how his Bentley, which he had just purchased
> the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no
> matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

> After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head
> in disbelief. "How unbelievably materialistic are you," he
> said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
> important things in life."

> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

> The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It
> was severed when the truck hit you!"

> "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

> "My Rolex!"



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