St. John's Group Email two prayer requests

1.  For all those working out in the heat and those whose livelihoods are affected by it, especially farmers who are dealing with withering crops and the beginnings of a drought. 
2.  For MARY SUE TOEDEBUSCH who is suffering greatly with severe arthritis. 
Peace be with you all!

St. John's Group Email Biblical Far Side

A few more funnies to download if you want.  Thanks Don Turnure

St. John's Group Email Your Friday funny

VERY FUNNY!  Thank you Mim Dunn




Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'  

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.  

Dear Dad:  

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.  

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.  

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.  

Stacy said that we will be very happy.  

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.  

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.  

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.  

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.  

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

get to know your grandchildren.  

Love, Your Son John  

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.  

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a lousy Report card That's in my desk drawer.  

I love you.  

Call me when it's safe to come home





St. John's Group Email Red Cross Blood Drive at St. John's



Announcing your next Blood Drive
Date : 08/04/2011 from 03:00 PM to 07:00 PM
Location : St John Lutheran Church Warrenton
Fellowship Hall
950 S State Hwy 47

Warrenton, MO 63383
Make an Appointment : Click Here or call church office 636-456-2888
All presenting donors get a chance to enter a weekly drawing for a $250 gas gift card.
What do I have to do :
Making an appointment is easy.
Click on the link above or below. Once you get to the website enter your email address and date of birth. If you have used the online appointment system before your information will display for your approval. If you have not used our online system before you can fill out the form with some basic information that the blood bank will need.
Then click the "Continue and View Blood Drives" button. You will see our blood drive. If you went to the site without using the link and don't see our drive enter StJohnLCWarrenton where it asks for the sponsor code. Click the circle to the left of the day you would like your appointment. On the next page, pick a time. Then you will receive an email confirming your appointment.
Click Here now to make your appointment! You are going to save a life!
Questions and Comments :
Site Coordinator : Denise Schlesselman

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